~~~*** WELCOME TO THE WORST COMMISH EVER FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE!!! ***~~~ <<< 20 YEARS OF GLORY, HEARTBREAK, AND ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE TRADES >>> ~~~*** HEROES GET REMEMBERED BUT LEGENDS NEVER DIE!!! ***~~~ <<< YOU'RE KILLIN' ME, SMALLS >>> ~~~*** SET YOUR LINEUP OR GET PUBLICLY SHAMED!!! ***~~~ ~~~*** WELCOME TO THE WORST COMMISH EVER FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE!!! ***~~~ <<< 20 YEARS OF GLORY, HEARTBREAK, AND ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE TRADES >>> ~~~*** HEROES GET REMEMBERED BUT LEGENDS NEVER DIE!!! ***~~~ <<< YOU'RE KILLIN' ME, SMALLS >>> ~~~*** SET YOUR LINEUP OR GET PUBLICLY SHAMED!!! ***~~~
DREAM TEAMS 2025
Roll the dice and fire your hand symbols brave warriors
Koala lambpork
Owner: THomas
2025 Record: 8-7
Nerd Rage
Owner: Kyle
2025 Record: 9-6
Mi Nombre es Peyton
Owner: Aaron
2025 Record: 10-5
F.U.B.A.R.
Owner: Conway
2025 Record: 9-6
Mohawk National
Owner: McLean
2025 Record: 8-7
Big Bird
Owner: Jonathan Young
2025 Record: 7-8
Embrace The Chaos!
Owner: Gary
2025 Record: 8-7
Ben's Bold Team
Owner: Ben
2025 Record: 8-7
Half-Smokes
Owner: Dave G
2025 Record: 7-8
SCHNEEBO'S CTE DREAMERZ
Owner: Boost Poppa Charlie
2025 Record: 7-8
TheSkeeterValentines
Owner: JBex
2025 Record: 6-9
The Violets
Owner: Ben
2025 Record: 3-12
WALL OF FAME & SHAME
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die
| Year | 🏆 Champion | 🍌 Last Place |
| 2025 | Koala lambpork | The Violets |
| 2024 | Koala lambpork | Nerd Rage |
| 2023 | TheSkeeterValentines | Mohawk National |
| 2022 | Koala lambpork | F.U.B.A.R. |
| 2021 | Mohawk National | Mi Nombre es Peyton |
| 2020 | Big Bird | Mi Nombre es Peyton |
| 2019 | Ben's Bold Team | Nerd Rage |
| 2018 | TheSkeeterValentines | Nerd Rage |
| 2017 | Nerd Rage | Big Bird |
| 2016 | Koala lambpork | The Violets |
| 2015 | Half-Smokes | Mi Nombre es Peyton |
| 2014 | Embrace The Chaos! | Half-Smokes |
| 2013 | Big Bird | Bronuts |
| 2012 | Mohawk National | TheTheobaldWolftones |
| 2011 | The Violets | kittencock |
| 2010 | Captain Arab | Dallas Cowboys |
| 2009 | -- | -- |
| 2008 | -- | -- |
| 2007 | -- | -- |
| 2006 | Beantown Ballers | BATMAN |
| 2005 | -- | -- |
FORMER AND CURRENT HEROES
The brave souls who have graced our league
Ben
2006-2025 (17 seasons)
Team WeakThe VioletsBen's Bold Team
Boost Poppa Charlie
2006-2025 (17 seasons)
Countdown to ThunderOfficial Worst TeamGary For CongressDakota VengeanceBIZARRO GARYOPTIMAL GARYMEGADONGTHE STEW PORK WETSSCHNEEBO'S CTE DREAMERZ
Conway
2006-2025 (17 seasons)
MekonRiverCatfishHow Ya Like Me Now?Justinisaweenus!TheTheobaldWolftonesThePeytonManningShowTheAndyDaltonShowF.U.B.A.R.
JBex
2006-2025 (17 seasons)
Beantown BallersTheSkeeterValentinesImpeachTheCommishDefiancePhiladelphia
Kyle
2006-2025 (17 seasons)
BATMANZerg Dominationmeatsausagesurprise!Nerd Rage
McLean
2006-2025 (17 seasons)
Mohawk National
THomas
2006-2025 (17 seasons)
Hoohah DogtimeShazizmo CougarAllykittencockCheesepleasersBronutsWinosKoala lambpork
Dave G
2010-2025 (16 seasons)
More HopenchangeCharles BronsonHalf-Smokes
Gary
2010-2025 (16 seasons)
Mean Green MachineEmbrace The Chaos!
Jonathan Young
2010-2025 (16 seasons)
Big BirdHorny for Hanie
Aaron
2012-2025 (14 seasons)
Mi Nombre es Peyton
Nahush
2006-2018 (10 seasons)
Captain Arab
~ Gone but not forgotten ~
LEAGUE HISTORY
20 Years of Fantasy Football Excellence (and Chaos)
2005
The league is founded by a group of ass-pants appreciators who had no idea what they were getting into. First commissioner elected (or volunteered, I don't remember).
2010
The "Worst Commish Ever" name is officially adopted to describe what we all knew to be true.
2013
League goes Global. Highway to the Timezone Dangerzone
2020
15 years! The pandemic couldn't stop us. Virtual draft party happens. Gary drinks 3 bourbons before 10pm.
2025
20 YEARS! Two decades of friendship, rivalry, and practically zero trading.
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LEAGUE RULES
The Sacred Laws of the League
- Pay Your Dues League fees must be paid before the draft. No pay, no play. The commissioner will hunt you down.
- Set Your Lineup There is no excuse for an empty roster spot. If you can't be bothered, you will be publicly shamed.
- No Collusion Trades must be fair. If two teams are caught conspiring, both will face consequences determined by league vote.
- Trade Deadline All trades must be completed by Week 10. No exceptions, no matter how much you beg.
- Respect the Commish Even when they're the worst. Especially when they're the worst.
- Trash Talk Encouraged Keep it fun, keep it creative, keep it in the group chat. What happens in the league stays in the league.
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